Hosting

Hi. I don’t host many, but I do host some.

What comes with aRM Hosting:
1) What space you need. We have room :)
2) No cap on bandwidth, but if you’re using insane amounts, I might think you’re doing bad stuff.
3) A lack of good support. If you fuck stuff up, you gotta unfuck it.
4) Your own cPanel account

Cost:
Depending on what you want will determine the cost. Expect between $5 and $20 a month. Or less. Or more. We’ll try and work with you. But you can… think of it as… 1GB of space = $5? So for like 3GB, it’ll be $15. Or something like that.

Rules:
1) NO WIKI. Gawd, we have enough problems with Wikimon. (Though I might be willing to ignore this rule for some wikis, as the server is more powerful now)
1a) If your website kills the server, I kill your website. kk?
2) No child pornz (unless it’s good gay child porn — wait, no, I still can’t let you have it — sorry!) :P
3) Other pornz should be cleared with me.
4) Illegal file distributing should be cleared with me first. (Anime fansubbing? Probably no problem. Except for FUNi shit. American music? Not so cool.)
5) I like credit for hosting you. If I’m hosting you out of the goodness of my heart, required. If you pay, not required but you never know, I might forget to invoice you one month. ;)
6) If I host you out of the goodness of my heart, you better not have ads on there. If I find out you’re making money off of me hosting you for free… then your website might just vanish.

Note:
i) There will be downtime. Don’t like that? Get a real host then. But it won’t be too bad. I mean, have you ever seen my blog down? We have like 99+% uptime.
ii) Note 1a from above. If your website kills the server, I kill it. Then make you go find a new host. :-)
iii) You get access to other fun stuff, like the img.dats.us hosting ;D
iv) AND MY PHONE NUMBER. Gay guys in Minneapolis, MN or Eau Claire, WI area also get option of dates. :D
v) We can be Facebook friends too.

Subdomains:
You can host as a subdomain to any of these. You also have the option of buying (or paying me to buy) your own domain.
yourname.aredmoon.net
yourname.dats.us
yourname.georockman.net
yourname.beltofdeltora.net
yourname.magykal.net
yourname.goldensunwiki.net
yourname.wikimon.net

So you read it all, and you still wanna apply? Then send me an e-mail at jkaizer at gmail dot com and we’ll work things out.

The pretty image used? It’s from here.