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Dec 09

Awesome ghey texts

So I love places like MLIA, FML, IMMD, and TFLN. Here’s some fun ghey tflns.

(412): When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
- tfln
That would be kinda sad.

(951): my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can’t hangout today
- tfln
I like this idea.

(917): I’m not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
(201): so you were gay…and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
- tfln
How cute ♥

(313): Every time there’s an awkward silence a gay baby is born
- tfln
This should be my slogan for life. I want a t-shirt.

(718): Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? “Power bottom.”
- tfln
I had to google that myself. Mmmmmm.

(515): i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
- tfln
Hahaha.

(415): If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
- tfln
Remove “Ben” and insert just about every name under the sun. :’( Except Paul. He’s 110% ghey.

(951): I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
- tfln
lol, I’d like to meet this guy.

(312): Disadvantage of being gay….. my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
- tfln
This shouldn’t be funny. But is. Very much so. XD

(770): if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
- tfln
Yeah.

(919): he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
- tfln
Oh. My. God. *_*

(801): You know I’m really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
- tfln
…hehehehehehe ;D First timer ftw.

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