Not really, no. So I read a lot of MLIA. Here are some of my favs.
Today I learned that my older sister talked for me until i was about four. So much that my parents were afraid that i couldn’t talk. The thing she said that most? “Ryan wants a cookie.” I’m glad she understood. MLIA
Today, my brother walked into the lounge room after having a shower to complain about the new conditioner my mum had bought and said “Mum, this conditioner is making my hair straight!” Without even looking up from his paper, my dad goes, “shame it didn’t work on the rest of you then…” MLIA.
One day I was in my lit class when my teacher was talking about getting remarried if she ever found the right guy…. I thought that this would be the perfect time for a joke, so I walked up to her desk and told her, “My dad is single.” My dad is now engaged to my lit teacher. MLIA
Yesterday, in my pre-calc honors class, my gay friend asked a question. After explaining the answer, the teacher said “Are you straight?” simply meaning if he understood it or not. The entire class was trying to hide their laughter for 5 minutes. MLIA.
Not really favs, just ones I liked and kept open in tabs. ♥